You know, that thing where my list of 'things to blog about' gets so long that I get intimidated by it and then don't blog about anything at all.

Successful blogging: this is not what I'm doing.

So, to get over that, I've decided to ignore my 'things to blog about list' and instead tell you something completely different.

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Things that happened this week:

There's a new company moving into the office below ours at work, and they've spent all of this week doing some building work. I think they're putting a new floor down or something. Whatever it is, it's resulted in a really annoying, almost constant, loud, grinding noise coming from the floor below us.

Every cloud has a silver lining though. The good part is that I've managed to convince my colleagues that this noise is, in fact, coming from a large, inter-dimensional portal that they're installing downstairs. If, of course, by 'convince my colleagues' you mean me shouting at them:

"Is there a portal downstairs? It sounds like a portal. You know, like a wormhole. Like one of those wormholes. And aliens will come out of it like in that film. You know, that film with the wormhole. And there's an army guy in it and that actor from that other show. Um, Stargate. It's like Stargate. There's probably a portal just like Stargate downstairs. Where do you think it leads to? Is it dangerous? I wish we had a portal in our office. Like a big vortex. I want to go in the vortex. Why can't I go in the vortex?"

Personally, I found it lots of fun. I think my colleagues may beg to differ.