It was all real, no word of a lie.

Did that thing about the tour actually happen or was it a dream?

The freemasons building is so huge! It was pretty cool to go in there. The museum looked interesting and the people seemed friendly. Two of the girls working in the archives are in their twenties, so it’s not as middle aged as I was worried it might be. I start on the 10th, for a month, woo!

My visit was exciting, let me recount the tale. The people that worked in the archives took me out to lunch. We went to Zizzi’s, an Italian chain that’s not too expensive and good value for money, you get a lot of pasta. Half-way through my pasta I felt really full up, but if someone else is paying and you don’t want to make a bad impression, you should try to eat as much as you can. So I kept stuffing my face with this pasta, stuffing and stuffing and stuffing. I also wasn’t that thirsty, but likewise, I wasn’t going to waste it when it was mineral water that was bought for me. On returning to the freemasons, I was told that it is interesting to go on a tour of the hall.
“Alright!” says I.
So we get back and I join the back of a tour that is just starting and say goodbye to my future colleagues. 3 minutes into the tour and I feel awful, absolutely awful. Seriously, I felt like I was going to vom all over the building, my stomach was just too full of pasta. After a while the feeling goes as the food settles and I start to enjoy the tour. A little while later I realise that I have a very pressing urge to pee. I was hopping from foot to foot, just bursting, while the tour guide took ages to describe this door and then field loads of questions. Luckily I made it until the tour finished, then rushed to the toilet for a big piss that would make Linda proud.
I don’t think I really paid attention to anything in that tour.

And that is my story.

I did wonder why you hadn’t posted anything for ages. Was a bit concerned. Thought you were still in shock from the other day. That Tsubasa thing or whatever it’s called. So was the visit on Monday fun? When will you be starting?