Well due to a public outcry *looks warily at the spoon of internet rebuttal*
...due to a...
*looks warily at the spoon of internet rebuttal*
...er...
*looks again*

Moo is back everyone!
Hello.
I thought that, seeing as it's hard for me to always fit Moo into what I'm talking about (she always gets in the way), I would give Moo her own posts where she can go on about whatever she wants.
*pushes Janine out of the way* I do not always get in the way! So this is the new place is it? It's nice to see it finally. Seriously though, I look rubbish in this layout! I mean, look! I've got a green on white thing going on...it's all wrong! It's ugly! I'm ruined! *weeps*
Yeah whatever, don't worry about it.
Well of course you wouldn't care would you? After what you did to me.
What? I did nothing!
EXACTLY! You left me! Ignored me! Like I was some rotting...otter or something!
A rotting otter?
Yes a rotting otter, five of them. Anyway, you decided that you were too good for me and just tossed me aside like I was nothing more than a piece of burnt toast. TOAST!
Well I might have done that, yes. But you're back now though! Due to popular demand I might add.
*glares* I will never forgive you. I'm not speaking to you unless strictly necessary, I'm going to eat up all of your cream cheese in the fridge after you've just bought it, and I'm always going to picture your face when I go to the toilet.
Man...I don't remember you being so bitter before.
Well I wasn't! But it's hard not to be bitter against someone who betrayed you. Just look! Look at what you've done to me! I've got emotional baggage now! Just look at it!
Er...that's not emotional baggage, you've just tied one of my jumpers around your waist.
And I'm not taking it off either! Even though I hate it because it reminds me of you!

*claps*
Did you like it?
Yes I did, it was very convincing.
Really? I like to call it; Moo version 2 - angst where it matters.
That's nice. You're a good actor.
I know. I can do all the genres me, not just angst. There's horror, pathos, happiness, regicide, a whole bunch of genres.
So many genres, you should get an index so you can easily find the one you want.
I already have one, here.
No wait, that's my jumper around your waist again.
...
So...you're not angry with me are you? I was young and foolish, I didn't know what I was doing...
No, I'm not angry.
That's good but, how do I know that you're not acting that you're not angry?
Hahahahahahaha!
...
Hahahaha!
Hahahaha
Hahaha, you'd know if I was angry...hahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
*serious*Because if I was angry I would cut you.
Ah I see, Hahahahaha!
*runs away as fast as she can*